I have been wondering how to make the blog more awesome. Wait, I've got it- write on it more? No, that's silly. Surely it will get more awesome just by exisiting. I mean, that's an eight year archive you have to catch up on. Isn't that enough?
Of course not. A daily post seems a little much, don't you think? I mean if you're subjected to my daily thoughts you'll end up with something like this.
I've been using the phrase "I see." Too often. I read and audit all of the charts at work and I've noticed that I've responded to messages with "I see." I literally mean, "OH, I get it!" in a happy understanding sort of way.
But I realize now that "I see" only comes out as menacing or sarcastic.
"I see." he said as he pressed his fingertips together and sat back on his throne. A faint smile crossed his lips as he continued with carefully measured words. "You shall be hung by the neck until dead."
Or, "Oh, I see." She said as she rolled her eyes. "Idiot."
So, I will stop using it as soon as possible.
See? Daily posts: no way. Because believe me, my daily life is not terribly entertaining. Instead, I will renew the promise of last year and attempt to do a weekly 'column' here on the old blog. That will ensure that I get to 1000 posts this year, and keep me on some kind of schedule. Let's say Sunday nights. Or, in actuality, look for it on Monday mornings.
Yes, I will cheat and use India as a subject.