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Not much entertaining has happened recently, but some exciting things are in the works. So, some random thoughts to tie us over:
1. In this state, kopapa has become like an accessory, like, my Chihuahua. I have to carry it everywhere I go, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon some water begging to be paddled. I should get a Louis Vuitton bag for it or something, to make the carrying easier. “Ooh, lovely bag.” “Yes, it’s for my little kopapa!” (insert collective ‘aw!’ here) Granted, an 8’6” purse would be a little cumbersome and generally frowned upon in most department stores, but what if the mall had a large fountain?
2. Does it bother you that there are instructions on toothpaste tubes? Are there actually people who are going along, ready to brush their teeth, only to discover that all the toothpaste was at the bottom of the tube? What to do!?
“For best results, squeeze tube from the bottom and flatten as you go up.”
Wow, thank goodness for instructions.
Are there people who find themselves walking down an aisle at wal-mart then happen to stumble upon shampoo. “Ooh, what’s this? Soap? for your hair?! This is fantastic, how does it work? Oh look! Instructions.”
Oh, the education I’ve unwittingly taken for granted all these years.
3. What’s the purpose of independent accreditation if you only follow their rules completely when you know they’re coming?
At work we’ve been repainting walls, cleaning things that haven’t been touched in 2 years, waxing ambulances, buffing floors, locking up all our needles, and tons of other things that are indeed thorough and nice, but not standard practice. The question wandering around the employees has been, if now, why not always?
4. I paid 4.50 for a movie that sells new for 29.99. Isn’t the internet wonderful?
1. In this state, kopapa has become like an accessory, like, my Chihuahua. I have to carry it everywhere I go, because you never know when you’ll stumble upon some water begging to be paddled. I should get a Louis Vuitton bag for it or something, to make the carrying easier. “Ooh, lovely bag.” “Yes, it’s for my little kopapa!” (insert collective ‘aw!’ here) Granted, an 8’6” purse would be a little cumbersome and generally frowned upon in most department stores, but what if the mall had a large fountain?
2. Does it bother you that there are instructions on toothpaste tubes? Are there actually people who are going along, ready to brush their teeth, only to discover that all the toothpaste was at the bottom of the tube? What to do!?
“For best results, squeeze tube from the bottom and flatten as you go up.”
Wow, thank goodness for instructions.
Are there people who find themselves walking down an aisle at wal-mart then happen to stumble upon shampoo. “Ooh, what’s this? Soap? for your hair?! This is fantastic, how does it work? Oh look! Instructions.”
Oh, the education I’ve unwittingly taken for granted all these years.
3. What’s the purpose of independent accreditation if you only follow their rules completely when you know they’re coming?
At work we’ve been repainting walls, cleaning things that haven’t been touched in 2 years, waxing ambulances, buffing floors, locking up all our needles, and tons of other things that are indeed thorough and nice, but not standard practice. The question wandering around the employees has been, if now, why not always?
4. I paid 4.50 for a movie that sells new for 29.99. Isn’t the internet wonderful?
Comments
Pat
YES! I'm bidding on a new pair of Docs for $29. My last pair are from 1996, so, you know.
:)
~M